tonight we're having..

DJ & A Shiitake Mushroom Chips

i think

i think we have another perfect score

final rating - [░░░░░▒▒▒▒▒▓▓▓▓▓█████] : 20/20

i really really didn't expect them these to be SO good. i grabbed them on a whim from a tk maxx while doing some christmas gift shopping, thinking they'd make an ok review

they're crunchy, but they don't shatter when you bite them. they're like a dense crouton. there's some powder on them, but unlike your average chip they're not overpowering, and they don't shit your finger up. it's just enough for you to taste. the shrooms themselves taste amazing too. very subtle, very elegant, yet a confident flavour. the only downside is there's like only 10 of them in a bag, you will be left wanting more. though you can take enforced moderation as an upside. it's exactly one serving

perhaps, a perfect snack

amen, brother

i don't have anything to say about this specific entry so i'll use this pause in conversation to bring up the fact that yesterday i was gonna make a joke about mangomaxxing your meal deal but, unfortunately, i forgot to write it