you've found..

ham sandwiches

not in the way you'd think

some time ago i started doodling what would eventually become a tiny webcomic on tumblr. today i'll share the very first strip that made it out of my notebook and into aseprite

am i particularly happy with this one? eh? do i think it's funny or in any way particularly meaningful? to some degree? does it represent the at least imperfect starting threshold which one must pass and and not look back too hard on lest i(one) get(s) stuck on zero forever? yes, and i think that's more important than it being good

my girlfriend calls them good but she legally has to say that. me? i don't think they have to be good for me so long as they at least are

there's more on hamsandwichescomics.tumblr.com if you'd like to peruse. or you can wait until i highlight more on here, which will happen eventually

alright, now, before we move on to our side quest, about last night. i gotta come clean with something

i lied. i never ended up going into the office yesterday, i never ended up seeing festive lights. wait! dear reader no- don't go! will you ever forgive me? even in this sin-stained light i shine? please, dear reader, i promise, i'll do right by you. look, we'll do today's side quest together. let's see here

ah man this can't be real. come on. this can't be happening. i've got my card games night tonight, i can't be taking anyone to a show. dammit, whatever will we dooooo. wait, no, dear reader don't leave just yet, i think i got it! i'll put on a show! for all my friends at the table, i'll blow up my feral ghoul to counts they've never seen before! i'll vomit out a board off my apex devastator like they wouldn't even comprehend! i'll even put sol ring back in my decks, the fancy one i really like that they never recognise and always have to ask what the hell it is and when they pick it up and figure out it's just a sol ring they put it back with slight yet visible irritation! i'll put on a show brighter than they can conceive! and i'll do it all for you, dear reader, i'll think of you all throughout. it won't mean a thing for me when i see their reaction to opening my 10th attraction off the lifetime pass holder and they yell sweet nothings at my boardstate. it'll all be for you. you and only you, my only dear reader. we'll save the freckleskies 2025 advent calendar yet again, for a thousand more days, and a thousand more nights! or like, twenty-two at least

oh right, the chocolate. i knew i was forgetting something

tree :)

ohh alright, we're trying the default. the unadulterated. the simple pure choc. been looking forward to this one

happy to announce that this is still really good. like, there's maybe some off taste like mom's stevia chocolate used to have, but extremely subtle, i'm prolly noticing it because i'm looking for it. it's otherwise so good? creamy and soft and tasty? really to the point i'm surprised this isn't a more common choice alongside the usual chocolate with milk and slavery in it

ok, editor's note: i've been informed that there's slavery in this one too, i guess we can't win them all :l